Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 47371: Before making up a batch of counterfeit bills, do a little research first. From Phoenix, Arizona, comes the story of bozo Scott Mallory who printed up several fake $100 bills and then tried to pass one at a local store. The clerk took one look at it and knew something was up. The face on the $100 bill was Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln is on the $5. Franklin is on the $100. Police found more of the funny money in our bozo’s shirt pocket when he was placed under arrest.