Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 2, 2008

The high price of gas continues to cause more problems for our bozos. From Lambertville, Michigan, comes the story of bozo arsonist Robert Mills who needed some gas to carry out another crime. Not wanting to spend his hard earned money on gas, he decided to simply siphon some out of a parked car. Unfortunately, the car he chose to siphon from was an unmarked police car that was in the neighborhood on a stakeout to catch our bozo the arsonist. And did we mention there were officers inside the car when he approached with a bucket and hose? He’s under arrest.

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