Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio, where another bozo was foiled by modern technology. Keith Starkey was trying to rob a Wendy’s Restaurant and was having problems because employees couldn’t open the safe, which was on a timer. Already frustrated while waiting for the safe to open, our bozo screamed at one of the employees when her Bluetooth cell phone rang. What he didn’t realize was that his scream had caused the phone to automatically answer, allowing the person on the other end of the line to hear everything that was going on. She quickly figured out the situation and called the cops, who arrived while our bozo was still waiting for the safe to open.

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