Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 15, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Buffalo, New York, where bozo Bernard Flowers picked the worst possible place to stash his drugs. Police officers were checking out drug activity in our bozo’s neighborhood and he got nervous. They watched as he walked up to a cardboard box and placed a packet containing a white substance into it. And of all the boxes to hide your dope in, our bozo had selected a donut box. Of course the officers had to check out a donut box. And of course he was placed under arrest.

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