Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 14, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from Benzie County, Michigan, where two unidentified bozos had a plan to rob a local convenience store. All they needed to complete the heist was an accomplice. So, they went to the store and told the clerk the details of their plan and that they’d be back within two hours to pull off the robbery. Only one problem, they failed to confirm that the clerk was on board with the scheme. She wasn’t. Instead of helping our bozos, she called the cops who were waiting for them when they returned with masks and guns. Busted!

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