Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 4, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joe Miller for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Madrid, Spain, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a funeral home. Neighbors noticed something suspicious going on and called the cops. The funeral home’s owner arrived at about the same time the police did and once inside he noticed something strange. In one of the display caskets was our bozo, playing dead and hoping no one would notice. His breathing was a "dead" giveaway. He’s under arrest.

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