Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 3, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City, where bozo Cory Blakely held up a bank, getting away with $3900. To throw the cops off his trail, he peeled off his clothes and left them by a tree near the bank. Unfortunately, he forgot all about his wallet, with his birth certificate and social security card, which he left in his pants pocket. Busted!

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