Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 2, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in London, England. Bozo Kenneth Curtis made a couple of crucial errors in his attempt to steal some cash. First, his target for mugging was the British Justice Minister, who had her own personal bodyguard with her. When our bozo tried to grab her purse, her bodyguard immediately gave chase. Thinking the best plan was to get out of there as quickly as possible, our bozo jumped on a bus. That was his second big mistake. The bus was full of police officers who where on an exercise to ensure safer neighborhoods. This neighborhood just got safer. He’s under arrest.

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