Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 20, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wichita, Kansas, where bozo Charles White broke into the back of a smoke shop by knocking a hole in the wall. In the process, he also set off an alarm which summoned the cops. When they arrived, they noticed the hole and also several cartons of cigarettes, which our bozo had tossed out of the opening. So, they decided to wait and simply let him come to them. And eventually he did just that, snagging his pants on a nail as he crawled out. When he emerged he was pantless, embarrassed and arrested.

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