Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 19, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Springfield, Ohio, comes the story of bozo James Ward who went on a burglary spree, robbing a number of homes in the area. Police were able to quickly link him to the crimes. He must have forgotten he was wearing a GPS monitoring bracelet because of a previous arrest. The bracelet did its job and placed him at the scene of several of the burglaries. He’s under arrest.

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