Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 18, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Wroclaw, Poland, where plans were made for a big bank robbery. Our bozos stormed in and one of them ordered the teller to open the cash drawer. Our other bozo the used pepper spray to put her out of action so they could grab the cash. Only one thing was unaccounted for. The heating duct that was directly behind the teller, which blew the spray back into our bozos faces. Oops. They fled empty handed.

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