Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 13, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Paul, Minnesota, where bozo Justin Baxter was waiting at a bus stop when he got into an altercation with a 59 year old woman. When she took out her cell phone to call the cops, he hit her in the face. Other bystanders tried to step in and our bozo fled, dropping a blue envelope as he ran away. The contents of that envelope led the cops to his home and also confirmed his status as a first class bozo. Inside the envelope were his anger management class papers. He flunked that class.

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