Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 12, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Oak Cliff, Texas where our unidentified bozo noticed a woman pull her overheating car to the side of the road. She raised the hood and was headed to a nearby school for help when our bozo sprang into action. He jumped into the car and drove away…with the hood still up. A police officer nearby noticed what was going on and gave chase. Not surprisingly, our bozo found it difficult to see how to drive with the hood up and ran into two cars before finally crashing into a tree. He’s under arrest.

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