Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 11, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Schererville, Indiana, where two bozos started raising a ruckus at a local restaurant, complaining that they had found a worm in their salad. The manager came over and, seeing the worm, comped their meal. A short time after our bozos left one of the servers discovered that one of our bozos had left her purse behind. As she was looking inside for an ID, she also found something very interesting. A container of worms. The manager called the cops who were still there investigating when our bozo returned to claim her purse. Busted!

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