Thanks to Bozo News Hawk DeWitt Fields for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Aachen, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who went into a men’s clothing store and shoplifted a suit. He stuffed it under his clothes and headed for the exit only to be quickly stopped by security guards. It seems he had forgotten one minor detail. He had left the hanger on the coat and it created an unsightly bulge under his clothes, which lead to his arrest.