Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 7, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Winona, Minnesota where bozo Billy Simon stole a bicycle and a small safe from a home. Police were called to investigate and noticed some rather strange tracks in the snow. Leaving the home was a set of bicycle tracks and every few hundred feet the rider would stop and leave the impression of a square object in the snow. Yep, it was the impression of the safe…it was so heavy that our bozo had to stop every so often to set it down and rest. The cops followed the tracks to our bozo’s backyard where they found him, along with the safe and bicycle.

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