Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 6, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Viroqua, Wisconsin, where Bozo Billy Franklin had it all planned out. He walked into the local bank with a knit cap pulled down to obscure his face from the security cameras. He made sure the teller’s window had no alarm and no exploding dye booby trap. The holdup note had no fingerprints or other identification. The bills he requested were small and not in sequence. Sounds like the perfect robbery. Except for one small thing. He didn’t have a getaway car so he was forced to walk away from the bank. Carrying two large money bags with the bank’s name clearly printed on the side. The cops spotted him strolling down the road and placed him under arrest.

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