Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbia, Missouri, where bozo Stephen Tarver was spotted by police officers acting suspiciously near the back of the local Wal-Mart. When he saw the cops, our bozo took off in the direction of a wooded area nearby. As it turns out, the wooded area was the Columbia Country Club Golf Course. When our bozo burst out of the woods, he ran up to a cart full of golfers and asked if he could borrow their cart. Bad idea. The golfers were off duty cops attending the officer’s benevolent fund golf tournament and they were immediately suspicious of his behavior. They detained him until the other police arrived.