Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 4, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Lucerne, Switzerland where an unidentified bozo held up a music store and then used a taxi as a getaway vehicle. A witness saw our bozo jump into the cab and called the cops who traced the taxi. They then radioed the driver and gave him instructions to the nearest police station. Our bozo in the back seat was so busy admiring his loot that he didn’t even notice what was going on. When the cab pulled to a stop at the station our bozo stepped out and was immediately arrested.

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