Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 29, 2008

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who sent in this one from the International File in Sydney, Australia. Our bozos violated seldom seen Bozo Rule Number 97898: Don’t try to rob a bar where a biker club is holding a meeting. Our bozos burst into the bar, brandishing machetes and wearing ski masks, demanding cash, apparently unaware that some 50 bikers were holding a meeting in a room next door. The bikers struck back at our bozos with tables, chairs and pretty much anything that wasn’t bolted down. And to add insult to injury, the bikers hogtied our bozo to hold them until the cops got there.

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