Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 28, 2008

Bozo Criminal for today comes from Daytona Beach, Florida, where bozo Justin McGuffey wanted to hold up a convenience store, but didn’t have a weapon. He didn’t let that deter him, however, as he walked into the local Circle K and told the clerk to give him all the money in the register. When she looked up, she saw our bozo standing there, pointing a finger at her, pretending it was a gun. Not surprisingly, she ignored the finger and called the cops as our bozo ran out of the store. He’s under arrest.

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