Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 27, 2008

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International Lonely Hearts file in Genoa, Italy, comes the story of bozo Bruno Parra who robbed a post office. He got away with some cash, but, try as he might, he just could not get the image of the lovely woman he robbed out of his head. So, he did what any lovesick bozo would do. He bought a large bunch of flowers and returned to the post office the next day to apologize. And to ask for a date. She kept him talking while she set off a silent alarm alerting the police, who came by and arrested our Romeo.

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