Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 26, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Sheboygan, Wisconsin, where bozo Felipe Martinez stole a pair of jeans, a black t-shirt and a black jacket from the local Kohl’s store. A police officer thought he recognized our bozo from the surveillance tape and he contacted him, asking him to come down to the police station. Guess our bozo thought he needed to look his best for his meeting with the cops. He wore the stolen shirt, jacket and jeans when he went to the station house. He’s under arrest.

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