Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 21, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Delhi, Louisiana, where bozo Thomas Barnhart was trying to call a friend when he mistakenly dialed a woman who was shocked to hear him say, "I have killed them all," and hang up. The late night call so panicked the woman that she called the cops who used the name on the caller ID to track down our bozo. When they arrived at his house, they learned that he had been trying to call a friend to brag about his success in playing an Xbox game. While there, the cops ran his name through their database and discovered our bozo was wanted on an outstanding cocaine possession charge. He’s busted!

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