Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 20, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Jonesboro, Arkansas, where bozo Michelle Anders was watching the local Crimestoppers show on TV. They were doing a segment showing a woman in a red shirt who had been passing bad checks at the local Wal-Mart. Our bozo took one look at the woman and recognized her…as herself. She called the cops and turned herself in. Only problem is…it wasn’t her. The woman on TV weighs 125 and has curly red hair. Our bozo weighs 167 and has straight blonde hair. Didn’t matter, though. The cops did a quick check of our bozo’s records and found she was wanted on other charges, for burglary and forgery. She’s under arrest.

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