Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 19, 2008

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 4678: It’s best to keep a low profile when you’re a wanted man. From the International File in Rome, Italy comes the story of bozo Martino Cassini who disappeared a couple of years ago with his mistress and $70,000 that he stole from the family bank account. Despite the efforts of the local cops and a private investigator hired by the family, no sign of our bozo had been seen until last week when he and his mistress turned up as extras in an Italian movie. A friend recognized him and called the cops. He’s under arrest.

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