Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 18, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lehighton, Pennsylvania where bozo Patrick Perry asked to use a convenience store clerk’s cell phone as a ruse to steal her purse. Since that worked so well, he decided to try the same approach a little later that same day. And that was his first mistake. His second mistake was not leaving the area before trying his little trick again. His third mistake was selecting the husband of the woman he had just robbed that morning as his second victim. He had already heard what had happened to his wife and asked our bozo if he’d like to go for a little ride in his truck. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he agreed. The man drove our bozo to the convenience store where the police were continuing their investigation. He’s under arrest.

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