Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 14, 2008

Bozo criminal for Valentine’s Day comes from the International File in Nanchang, China. Our bozo had recently been set up on a date with a lovely young woman that he really wanted to impress. And since he had no transportation of his own, he stole a motorcycle from in front of a supermarket the evening before they were scheduled to meet. When he arrived for his date the next day, she was furious. Not because he was late and not because he wasn’t properly dressed. Because that motorcycle he had stolen the day before belonged to her. Oops. Not exactly the best way to start your first date. He’s under arrest.

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