Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 12, 2008

Bozo criminal for today from Boulder, Colorado, wanted to get into the drug manufacturing business, but somewhere along the way he must have forgotten that the drugs he was going to make were illegal. First, he set up a Pay Pal account to pay for the raw ingredients he needed, using his own Master Card account. Then, he set up an Ebay account, giving his e-mail address as "freebasing @hotmail.com". And finally, he purchased the chemicals and laboratory equipment he needed and had them shipped directly to his home. Needless to say, all his mistakes sent up numerous red flags. Police were waiting with a search warrant shortly after everything arrived. Busted!

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