Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 8, 2008

Bozo criminal for today comes from Boston, Massachusetts, where bozo Damon Harper took a car for a test drive at a local dealership. When the salesman got out to do paperwork, our bozo took off. After driving around for a while, he realized that he must have left his wallet at the dealership. So, he did what any bozo would do under the same circumstances. He called them and offered a deal: He’d return the car if they’d give him his wallet back and not call the cops. This is one deal they wouldn’t make. He’s under arrest.

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