Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 7, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from Rumford, Maine, where two DEA agents had just completed a bust at a marijuana growing operation. They were headed back to headquarters with 10 large confiscated marijuana plants bundled up in the back of their pickup. It was while they were stopped at a light that our two bozos pulled up behind them. Not being able to resist temptation, one bozo jumped out and broke a branch off one of the plants. Guess he thought the driver wouldn’t notice. He couldn’t have been more wrong. He’s been charged with both theft and drug possession.

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