Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Fairfield, Connecticut, comes the story of bozo Gary Harper who was trying to break into a car at 12:30 the other morning. The pounding coming from the driveway woke up the homeowner who took a look outside and couldn’t believe what he saw. Our bozo, dressed in a full clown suit, complete with a pink and black flowered dress and giant clown shoes, was attempting to break into his car. The homeowner shouted at him and he ran off. The cops were called, and, not surprisingly, they had no trouble catching up to our bozo. It’s tough to run in a dress and clown shoes.