Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 27, 2007

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from the Internal Affairs Division. From Waukesha, Wisconsin comes the story of Officer "Nutz", a seven year old German Shepherd on the city drug enforcement team. It seems Officer Nutz escaped from his kennel and headed straight to a nearby grocery store where he triggered the automatic door and walked right in. Our K-9 bozo trotted up to the meat department, snagged himself a package of prime rib and headed for the exit. Unfortunately for Officer Nutz, the crime was captured by the store’s security cameras. He’s been placed on administrative leave pending an official investigation.

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