Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 24, 2007

(Best of Bozo) Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Gene Billings who alerted us to this story from Fort Collins, Colorado. Bozo Nelson Harris threatened to reveal a security flaw in an e-commerce firm’s web site. He demanded thousands in cash, a new Volvo station wagon and two digital audio players as hush money for keeping quiet about the hole in the site. Unfortunately for our bozo, it sounds like he flunked Ransom 101. He gave the company his full name and home address for delivery of the ransom items.

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