Bozo criminals for today come from Roslindale, Massachusetts, where two bozos broke into a house and stole all the presents underneath the Christmas tree, about $2000 worth. The police were called and when they arrived they noticed something interesting. The homeowner’s tree was a large one, and covered in tinsel. Enough tinsel that our bozos got a lot of the sparkly stuff on them when they crawled under the tree to grab the presents. Officers followed the trail of tinsel to the apartment downstairs where they found our bozos and the stolen presents. They’re under arrest.