Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 20, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Belfast, Northern Ireland, where bozo Anthony Milton’s sweet tooth proved to be his undoing. Our bozo broke into a bakery where he grabbed what cash he could find and, on his way out, picked up an eclair and took a bite out of it, leaving the uneaten half behind. Unfortunately, the store’s security camera recorded the whole thing. And even more unfortunately for him, the cops were able to positively identify him by the DNA that he left behind on the eclair. He’s under arrest.

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