Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 17, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Maplewood, Minnesota, comes the story of bozo McKenzie Stanger who was arrested by the cops on suspicion of theft of a laptop from an office. They placed her in the back of the squad car and went back into the building to complete their investigation. While they were inside, she somehow managed to get into the front of the squad car and drove away. She was later caught, still in the car, in front of a sandwich shop. But, it was her reason for stealing the squad car that landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame. She told the officers she took it so she could help the police look for whoever burglarized the building.

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