Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 14, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hyannis, Massachusetts, where bozo Wilson Parker snatched a woman’s purse as she was coming out of a Christmas tree store. He then made his getaway but didn’t get very far before his truck ran out of gas. Leaving the truck on the side of the raod, our bozo walked to the nearest gas station. And on his way back, he hailed down a police cruiser and asked for a lift back to his truck. Bad idea. The cops had already been alerted to be on the lookout for the truck, and, after seeing the stolen purse on the front seat, our bozo was placed under arrest.

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