Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 12, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Sarasota, Florida, where bozo Toby Hastings robbed a bank. He only got about half a block before the hidden dye pack exploded. When this happened, he ditched the cash and headed for the hills, right? Wrong. Instead he walked into a nearby salon and said he needed a total makeover…a manicure and a new hairstyle. He didn’t quite get what he wanted. The stylist only had time to complete the manicure on one of his hands before the cops arrived.

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