Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 11, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Coos Bay, Oregon, where bozo Albert Tucker had big plans to rob a tire store. He had hoped to tunnel into the facility and steal a large number of expensive truck tires. The tunnel was completed and our bozo found himself inside the tire storage area, which contained only tires, nothing else, and was not connected to the main store. And that brings us to his problem. The tunnel he dug was big enough for him to crawl through, but was not big enough to get a tire through. Oops. Police used fingerprint evidence to track down our bozo.

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