Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Oregon City, Oregon, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who at least had the Christmas spirit. He knocked on the door of a residence supposedly to ask for directions and when the homeowner opened the door, he pulled out a handgun and demanded cash. The homeowner convinced our bozo that he had no cash or valuables in the home. With that, our bozo apologized and, as he was leaving, wished the homeowner a Merry Christmas. Police are looking for our cheerful suspect.