Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Missoula, Montana, where bozo Michael Austin allegedly stole some Christmas trees and decorations from the local Christmas store. He then proceeded to put up a couple of the trees in his yard and stacked several wreaths up in the driveway. Which might have been OK except he left the company’s red and yellow sales tags on the trees. And his problems were compounded when the owner of the store drove by our bozo’s house and noticed the trees in the yard. He’s been charged with theft.

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