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December 4, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Klamath County, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Jimmie Carlson who was pulled over by the cops for speeding. The officer noticed that our bozo seemed a little nervous and he started to sweat when the officer asked him about the nicely wrapped Christmas present in his car. When the officer found four weapons inside the car, he decided that Christmas was going to come early this year and had our bozo unwrap the present. Inside the neatly wrapped package: Two pounds of marijuana. He’s busted!

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