Bozo criminal for today comes from Aiken, South Carolina, where bozo Alexander Shafer walked into a bank and asked to open an account. The teller said she’d be glad to…and how much would he like to deposit? That’s when our bozo slid a bill across to her. A very large bill. A $1,000,000 bill. Of course, there’s never been a $1,000,000 bill. But our bozo wasn’t going to take no for an answer and be began cursing and shouting at the teller, demanding that she deposit the bill. While he was having his hissy fit, the cops were called and our bozo was arrested for forgery.