Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 27, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Natick, Massachusetts, comes the story of a team of bozos who were shoplifting items at the local mall. One bozo would steal the stuff and then hand it off to one of three female accomplices how would then stash the loot in their car in the parking lot. Things began to fall apart when the thief was arrested inside the mall. And the girls were having problems of their own, too. It was a busy holiday weekend, the mall parking lot was packed and somehow or other they forgot where they had parked. So, they did the proper bozo thing…they asked a police officer to help them find their car. Bad idea. He recognized one of them as an accomplice and placed all three under arrest.

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