Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, where three bozos were pulled over after a patrolman noticed them make an illegal turn. Things started to go from bad to worse when the officer noticed the smell of marijuana wafting from inside the vehicle. It was when he asked the driver to step outside that the other two bozos sprang into action. Trying to come up with a way to get out of the jam they were in, one of them dialed 911 and reported a robbery in progress at a nearby bank, hoping to distract the officer. Didn’t work. He continued with his search and found more than 11 kilos of marijuana inside the car. And when the trace on the 911 call came back, charges of misuse of 911 were added to our bozos’ rap sheets.