Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 21, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Scarborough, Ontario, Canada, where three teenage boys made big plans to rob an electronics store. They put on ski masks to conceal their identity, armed themselves with a hunting knife, and had their getaway car waiting outside. Sounds like the perfect plan for a stick-up, except for one thing. As they entered the store, they failed to notice the two uniformed police officers, standing directly outside the store, directing traffic. A customer alerted the cops as to what was going on and our bozos were quickly placed under arrest.

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