Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 9, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Carlisle, England, where Bozo John Beckham broke into what he thought was an empty house and began rummaging around. As he made his way to the bedroom, he found the lady of the house enjoying an afternoon cup of tea. He quickly fled from the house with a few things he had picked up, but in the commotion he left something of his own behind. A bottle of prescription medication in his name. Oops. He’s under arrest.

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