Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 7, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donna Patillo for sending in today’s report. From McAllen, Texas comes the story of bozo Jose Lopez who told the police that two masked gunmen kicked down the door of his house and ransacked the place. He went on to tell them that the thieves stole 150 pounds of marijuana that he was wrapping for sale. And when the officers noticed more marijuana lying on the floor, he admitted that it was his. And he also admitted he was an illegal alien from Mexico. Not surprisingly, he’s under arrest.

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