Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 6, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Monroe, Ohio where bozo Richard Waymire made several mistakes. First, he picked an easily identifiable city vehicle as the one he wanted to steal. Second, he didn’t check the emergency brake before taking off. His third and final mistake was not noticing the flames coming from the rear tire which caught on fire because of the still engaged brake. The cops did notice the flames and they pulled over and arrested our bozo.

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